Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Baddog's first love :-(

Some of you might not believe this story, but it is all true, every last bit of it….
Many years ago, (think, “First Prince Album”) Baddog was in love with a girl. Let’s call her “Sweet Innocent Thing” or SWIT for short.
He can’t remember what her face looked like, but he sure remembers her pussy glistening in the summer sun, barely contained by a tiny French cut bikini. Her skin was covered with Hawaiian Tropic coconut oil, and Baddog could almost taste her snapper just from looking at it. Her ass was so tight it could mint quarters, and took her ½ hour to get her jeans on, because she wore them so tight.
Baddog was a virgin, and so was SWIT.
Now Baddog has a younger brother. Let’s call him “LB” This brother is what the community calls a natural. More about him in a moment.
All through his 16th summer, Baddog pursued SWIT, as did all the boys in his neighborhood. He followed her around like a puppy dog, bringing her flowers, and doing her favors. Like I said, he was in love.
Baddog’s brother meanwhile delighted in calling SWIT a “slut”, “bitch”, and “whore”….His favorite greeting for her was to go in the bathroom, take a shit, not wipe his ass, and then moon SWIT while showing his shit covered asshole to her. Baddog’s brother was also in trouble with the law. A lot….
Baddog was appalled. How could LB be so mean to SWIT? Couldn’t he see how pure and innocent she was? He constantly apologized to SWIT for his brother’s behavior. He would show SWIT what a great guy he was in comparison to his loutish brother, and redoubled his niceness to SWIT….
strangely, SWIT remained indifferent to Baddog.
SWIT also had a “boyfriend” Let’s call him “Dumb Fuck” or DF for short. DF had a part time job, making him a high value male in our little clique of stoners and drug dealers. DF was a busboy/dishwasher who made $3.25 per hour (minimum wage back then).
DF would scrimp and save every bit of his earnings, and then, every 6 months he would rent a Limousine for $600 (do the math….), take SWIT to Hollywood, get her drunk, and try to fuck her.
He never even got his fingers wet :-(
This went on for a year or so….
Meanwhile, Baddog’s brother kept giving SWIT the o’l brown-eye.
One night SWIT and a bunch of friends were smoking dope and chilling on our couch. Baddog’s brother came downstairs, and immediately started in with SWIT.
Whore!
Slut!
Get the fuck off my couch!
SWIT was defiant. She laughed at him, and refused to budge….
….So LB goes upstairs, digs deep in his dirty clothes hamper, and finds a pair of underwear. Not just any underwear mind you, but a pair of the most filthy, skid marked, tighty-whities you have ever seen.
LB walks up to SWIT, and shoves the underwear, skidmark first, right into her face, in front of all her friends.
Baddog blacked out after that. He doesn’t remember exactly what happened next, but he does remember that within a couple of hours, LB was out on the front lawn with his fingers in SWIT’s pussy.
That weekend, LB deflowered SWIT under a bush up in the hills. LB later described it in agonizing detail to Baddog – and all it took was a fifth of cheap tequila.
For the next several months, Baddog had to listen to LB fucking the shit out of SWIT in the next room. Her head would slam repeatedly against the wall where Baddog was trying to sleep.
Baddog was CRUSHED! He went into a deep, profound depression (just imagine how DF felt!) …and all it took was $5 worth of Tequila, and some shit stained underwear.
SWIT sensed Baddog’s depression, and went in for the kill. Anytime she saw Baddog in his home after fucking LB, she’d taunt him with “What’s the matter Baddog?” in the most sarcastic, vicious voice you can possibly imagine.
Was Baddog mad at his brother?
FUCK NO!
Baddog’s brother had done him a huge favor. After this, Baddog became an AAFC (above average frustrated chump)
Post script:
Baddog did eventually get even with Little Brother, by fucking one of his girlfriends….but then again, so did all of Baddog’s buddies…..She dared us to tie her to a bed and fuck her…..
But that’s another story…..

Now, I'm about to tell you the final and perhaps worst part of this sad and sordid tale:
LB continued fucking SWIT for some time after that, and they fought constantly. LB even threw her out of his room one night in her panties, and locked the door - with our mother sleeping in the room down the hall!
LB was all of 16 years old at the time.
Finally, the time came for us to move to another town far, far away. LB hung out with hoodlums and gang members as noted earlier. On our last night in town, he invited one of the worst lowlifes over, and "sold" SWIT to him for a carton of cigarettes, right in front of me. ( I guess LB learned how to do this from his numerous stays in Juvenile Hall ). Lowlife later knocked her up, and refused to pay for the abortion. She is probably fat and married to a long haul trucker who kicks her ass twice a month now.
The point of the story is not that LB was an asshole - he was. (FWIW He has been married now for 15 years, runs a successful business, has a million dollar home, and two children) I have far surpassed his childhood exploits as an adult, even as an AAFC.
No, the point is that I was completely to blame for falling for this girl when I HADN'T EVEN FUCKED HER. This is the epitome of AFC behavior. She was no good, and LB made this very clear to me. After that, although I still had a tendency to supplicate to hot women, and become their girlfriends, I never fell as completely off my rocker like I did for SWIT. I also saw where becoming a provider gets you with such women.
So young men out there rejoice! This site will save you a lot of trouble. Guys like me learned these lessons the hard way, and are sharing their wisdom with you. Follow it – you won’t be sorry.

Strangely, even after all that, I didn’t completely get the message… I “Fell in Love” with at least 4 more girls who I never fucked as an AAFC – The last one about 4 years ago. Don’t be fooled by appearances. SWIT looked like an angel – so sweet, pure, and innocent. She was perfect on the outside and rotten on the inside. LB saw this, and took advantage of it. She got what she deserved, but then again, so did I for being so superficial in falling in “love” with her. I wasn’t in love with her, I was in love with her PUSSY. So was DF, and she knew it, so she took advantage too.
It wasn’t until discovering this community that I fully understood the dynamics behind LBs seduction of SWIT. He truly didn’t give a fuck about her, and that is what turned her on.
The lesson that stuck was more from DF, the guy who washed dishes for 6 months at a time, only to get blue balls from that stuck-up little bitch. Imagine how wretched his life was – every spare minute spent in the hot, stinking bowels of a restaurant, scrubbing dishes so that he could take another shot at SWIT. SWIT actually made fun of him for this, calling him “dish pan hands” and other assorted derogatory names when his back was turned.
I never, and I mean NEVER spent a lot of hard earned money trying get chicks to fuck me. The LTR’s I have lived with all paid me rent (I own a nice condo at the beach). Anytime I have even flirted with the provider frame, it has brought me untold misery. The more you give a woman, the less she will respect you, and the more she will demand. She will also give you less and less in return for your generosity. She will even stop fucking you if you give her too much – trust me. I truly believe that this lesson is why I have never married – I refuse to let women control me, and I refuse to be a provider. Better to trade in the current LTR in every couple of years for a newer, better model.

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