Reponse to the age old question: "What's Your Name"?

HB: What is your name?
Baddog: (in fake Spanish) Me llamo Pablo!!! (with a flourish, and looking over my shoulder – (I am white so it’s obvious I’m putting them on))
HB: ??? “Pablo”???
Baddog: ah,ah,ah!!!! (wagging finger at her in a non verbal neg)
My name must never be spoken!!! (again, fake accent, think Ricardo Montoblan, http://imdb.com/name/nm0001544/ only worse)
(Credit: a great Simpson’s episode where Moe converts his dive bar into a hip hang-out)
HB: (Always smiles and laughs) Blah blah, blah….
As a guy, I don’t really understand why this creates attraction, but it does. My AFC guy friends actually cringe when I do it, but they see the results:-)
The next time the HB’s see me, all I have to do is wag my finger at them, and they light up :-)
So I’ve run this routine on this HB7 several times, to the point where when she sees me, SHE puts her finger up and goes : ah,ah,ah!!!! At ME! :-)
Anyway, after my buddy gets blown out, I start e-mailing her:
Baddog:
Hi HBIt's PABLO (!)....I just found your card in my wallet. So many women, so little time for Pablo! Please do not stalk me, or say my name! See you soon... Baddog
HB:
hello Pablo i mean Baddog. what a surprise! ja ja so many women. ya right! j/k! no, how is your young girlfriend doing? is she submissive enough for you? (you did tell me that she was) when is the wedding? well, i am sure i will see you at …..someday. take care. HB
Baddog:
Dear female, Pablo liked the way you flirted with him today, and has promoted you to level 2 on his hierarchy of female friends. There are five levels. Your current rank is "Space Monkey" (thanks MAFS). This is quite an accomplishment, as most women Pablo meets never progress past "Single Cell Protoplasmic Organism". The rank of Space Monkey means that you walk semi upright, and have a gleam of intelligence in your eyes. Pablo is very selective about the women he considers for the next rank, "Tool Bearing Ape". To achieve this rank, a female must continue to demonstrate feistiness, and an ability to both understand Pablo’s complex and subtle innuendoes and flirtatious remarks, and to invent her own on the fly, in response. Only a minute percentage of females will ever make it to this level. As a reward, Pablo is attaching a photograph of himself enjoying one of his favorite pastimes, autoracing: