Why Baddog don't dance

The woman has ALL the power on the dance floor. It's more or less no win for you, unless you can dance like Fred Astaire,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Astaire
...and sweep her off her feet with your moves. More than likely, unless you are a pro, you will simply look like a try hard AFC idiot.
You also can't neg, (well, I guess you could accuse her of dancing like a chicken or something:) DHV, or tell stories...and dance floor Kino doesn’t count, unless she grabs your cock (don't laugh, I've had it happen).