Dealing with tests

As far as tests, they take various forms.
One girl (HB9) I did this (GM method) to said "buy me a drink" after I pointed at her tits. That is a classic shit test. If you buy the drink you supplicate, and fail. I told her that she should buy me a drink, since I was more "intelligent" than her.
This had her friend in hysterics. You could also say something along the lines of "can it do tricks?" she will say "can what do tricks?" follow up with "your pussy - because you seem to think it's magic or something" with a smile and a wink.
Another common example is when they accuse you of trying to pick them up. I like to adopt a slightly "gay" or effeminate pose at this point and say with a slight lisp "don't flatter yourself sweetheart"
Basically a shit test is any challenging statement the HB makes in response to your neg, approach or routine. She does it because she is feeling attraction. You pass by reframing her test and feeding it back to her (example 1) or by hitting her with a snappy (CF) comeback. The key is to maintain your composure or “frame”. This raises your value in her eyes, and serves to increase sexual tension.
Other examples of things she might say:
“In your dreams”“You wish”“Your mean!”“That’s not funny”“I don’t like you” (sure sign that she does!)“Jerk”Etc.
The test will be accompanied by non verbal IOIs, like eye contact, hitting you, smiling, exaggerated gestures, open BL, etc. These will be absent if she is really pissed (move on).
Several weeks ago I had an interaction with a HB8 and a 10, where I negged the crap out of the 10, (She tried to push her way past me to the bar, and I said “what makes you so special?” ) and got major IOI's from the 8.5 in response. The 8.5 then shit tested me by implying that I was gay! I quickly turned it around by telling her that she was cute, but not my type (thanks MM) A little more banter, and I started making out with her right at the bar (thanks for the “kiss test” David D). The 10 bought me a drink, and invited me out after I made out with her friend. My AFC friends were FLOORED :D
Remember, HBs test without even thinking about it, and you have to be quick on your feet, or you will lose the set. PU is not for the timid….or the dimwitted for that matter! With practice, you will learn to expect the tests, and will pass them with ease. But it takes PRACTICE. Go out and work sets – at first it will suck, then after a while you will start to feel like you have ESP and can predict exactly what is going to happen in a given interaction. It’s absolutely amazing:
The more you hang out with women, the better you get at this nonsense, and the more fun it becomes!
Case in point:
One of my current sarges, who is an exercise FANATIC with a hot, hard body sprung the most COMMON and FEARED test in the world on me this afternoon on the way to Yoga:
HB: “Do you think I’m fat”
Me: “A little bit….”
HB: (Hits me) C’mon…
Me: “ Well, to really be sure, I need to see you naked…”
HB: “C’mon!!!!!”
Me: (walk up behind her, grab both panty and pants waistband, yank them away from her ass, and eye her ass-crack for a bit) “Yea, your a little bit fat”
Inside Yoga studio, preparing for class:
HB: “Do you think I’m fat”
Me: “No, not really – you’re just big boned” (Ref: Southpark)
HB: OMG!!!!!…
Me: “Look – see how small my wrists are compared to yours?” (I’m a thin guy with small bones, and I’m kinoing the fuck out of her while I do this)
HB: “C’mon!!!!!”
Another SHB walks by at this point. My HB says the following:
HB: “I asked him if I looked fat, and he said I had big bones!!!!!! ( in a pouty voice)”
SHB: “Once when I asked a guy that, he told me “yes, but it’s baby fat, and it looks great on you.””
Me: “HAHAHAHAHAHA, that’s a good one, I’m gonna remember that one”
HB: “THAT’S TERRIBLE!!!!!!”
After Yoga:
HB: “Do you think I’m fat?????”
Me: “Not for a pregnant woman”
HB: HEY!!!!!
Again, later
HB: “Do you think I’m fat?????”
Me: “Yea, but it’s baby fat, and it looks great on you!!!”
HB: “Godammit, answer the question!!!!
Me: “I already told you….not for a pregnant woman”
ETC….this crap goes on for a while, and we part.
A couple of hours later, I check my voice mail:
HB: “Do you think I’m fat????”
The point is this –
The key to dealing with tests is to either reverse or steal the frame. This can be fun – you can use them to build rapport, and cement your dominance over the HB